ohgodohgodohgod

Chester's gone. I went into the kitchen to check if we had all the ingredients for spaghetti bolognese and when I came back he wasn't there. I've turned the house upside down, called his cellphone a grand total of 14 times and no sign. He's gone. He's taken his iPod, his cellphone, and one of our cricket bats. Oh god oh god oh god

Chess, Chess, please. Please call me back, tell me everything was fine, you just went for a walk and I didn't hear  you say that's where you were going, please please please, then I can beat the shit out of you for making me freak out like this and then we can laugh about it

please...