Someone tried to get into the house last night, through the bedroom window. It was Razor, I think. I don't think Frank could climb up the side of the house unless he's a lot lighter than he looks. We'd left a little surprise on the windowsill (on all the windowsills anyway) so he couldn't get in. Lets just say it involved a tin of white paint, some barbed wire, and cooking oil and I had to remove the trap, clean all the blood off it and the windowsill, then put it back and touch it up so it wasn't visible from the ground. We may not be Badass experimenting scientist-type people, but we can improvise with things we find in the garage. Chester, why do you have barbed wire in your garage?
(I don't know, it was there from where my grand-dad lived here, at least five years.)
Well, useful. We might have to look through your garage some more, see if there's anything else we can improvise with. Chester's quite good at making little contraptions if you give him a few hours, some glue, wire (barbed or otherwise) and a meter by 3cm strip of duct tape.
No sign of Where's-his-face today. He was around yesterday, but maybe he got bored of watching Chester and I goofing around with Cassy and a piece of scrunched-up newspaper on a string. We make a point of not ignoring Slenderp per se, but not really acknowledging him either. There's an Eldritch Abomination on my lawn, huh, wonder what he thinks he's doing there, hope he doesn't step on the hydrangeas, blah blah, checkmate again, Chess, you lose for the fifth time this afternoon.
Despite his nickname, Chess is spectacularly bad at Chess.
:3
Stay safe, everyone.
--Vivi
EDIT: I forgot to say- we're combing through some old family photographs of mine, trying to see if Slendy is in any of them. We're going over to Chester's parents house for lunch on Saturday to see if we can acquire some of his as well. Wish us luck!
It's been forever since I've sat down to a good game of chess. At least, one that doesn't have lives invested in its outcome.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you want a challenge, stay away from Chess, he's hopeless. Maybe I'll play you someday?
ReplyDelete--Vivi
I'd like that. I'll even make the three of us dinner. :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like a plan. If you're ever in our neck of the woods or if we're ever in yours we'll make good on that, okay?
ReplyDelete--Vivi
Good GOD that was a huge archive binge I just undertook.
ReplyDeleteHi there! I have to say, your blog is one of the few sparks of hope I've seen out there dealing with all this crap.
Keep up the work, please?
~
JZ
...Sorry. Over 100 posts n_n. We did condense the first 60?
ReplyDeleteWe try, we try. Crazy eldritch abomination or no, life must go on. And you only get one life, so you might as well enjoy it no matter what happens.
--Vivi
I wish I could play chess. I never learned how and it seems so hard.
ReplyDeleteHave you two had any luck?
CATHY! You're okay!
ReplyDeleteNo sign of SlenderHERP in any of my photos so far (We're up to my first day of primary school now) but it's good for nostalgia. Although if Chester keeps squeeing he'll give himself a sore throat. >.>
--Vivi
When I first saw the condensed version,I had already reached past the 60 post mark. .-.
ReplyDeleteI've been theorizing and thinking on how best to deal with it. Most I can say from all my work is that I seem to be safe, as long as I keep a healthy level of belief that it cannot touch me.
Either I've not been enough of a thorn in their side, or there are no proxies in the area, but I've been left alone.
It seems however, from what I've read, that Proxies can help pierce that belief, allowing it to enter, regardless of how well you believe yourself to be safe.
All in all, this is a strange case, and even stranger circumstances.
~
JZ
Still haven't condensed mine.
ReplyDeleteBut if you're playing chess, I want in. Or we could play dots, you know the game with the dots you try to connect to make squares? Yea, I just won a game, 438 to 330. Took a couple days but it was worth it.
Anyway, I'm glad you two are doing alright, and you know I'll be around if you want to talk.
-Darby
Oh, also. something funny I found. May or may not disturb you, depending on how horribly paranoid you are at the time.
ReplyDelete[warning, attempting to turn a horrible monster into something cute.]
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n112/jedizero_01/slendytwenty.png
I have no clue who made it, all I know is I found it whilst browsing google images, and it was fricking hilarious.
@Jedi: ...You might want to look up Maduin at A Really Bad Joke. He actually gave Slendy $20 as one of his "pranks". It was hilarious.
ReplyDelete@Darby: We'll probably condense up to post 100 before uni starts on the 28th. We've got started now.
--Vivi