Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Hello

seems like we have someone poking around outside, hm?

Well, mister, if you're going to be being a nosy parker and trying to find out things about me, I'm going to need to extract a toll. Equivalent exchange, dude, it's only fair. I still have one cricket bat that hasn't been turned into a mass of sharp stabby edges.

You're going to tell me everything you know about where Vivi is.

Because honestly, you idiots were pushing it before, breaking into our house and shit, but now I'm pissed off. You know what that means?

I hope you do, because I don't, but I'm sure it's not gonna be pretty.

--Chess

8 comments:

  1. I suggest the good old 'sharp objects underneath the fingernails' method myself, but feel free to improvise.

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  2. I'm not torturing him. For one, he's still unconscious. For two, I probably couldn't go through with it. But he will tell me where she is, count on it.

    --Chess

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  3. You could always tickle the information out of him as I am sure that will work. Look when you want to save someone some times you have to get your hands dirty. I know I had to soil my hands recently to save myself. I will give you simple information extraction method proven to work. Give the person you are extracting the information from a couple of light cuts on the back of their hands apply salt, vinegar, and lemon juice to the cuts until all necessary information is obtained.

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  4. Oh, Tensor. Nice of you to try to help, but I have everything I need in the form of a can of mace, some disinfectant, and the fact that my garage is full of things that could conceivably be used as torture implements.

    --Chess

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  5. Is it someone you recognize? One of the group that was with Two Face?

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  6. He was one of the ones that attacked Vivi and I on Tuesday, yes.

    --Chess

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  7. It's in situations like this that you realise how helpless you truly are~

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